THE REDNECK LOTTERY WINNER….
A redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to
claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The redneck says,
“I want my $20 million.”
The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a
million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next
19 years.”
The redneck said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
and I want it.”
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and
the rest during the next 19 years.
The redneck, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my
money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now,
then I want my dollar back!”
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