THE ROLL OF QUARTERS….
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters
taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits
next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased
with himself after he noticed her constantly glancing down at
his crotch.
“Hi, there, I’m Jerry,” he said, as he went into one of his well
rehearsed routines, “and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is
there any question I can answer for you?”
“As a matter of fact there is,” she said as she glanced down
once more toward his embellished jeans. “Do you have change for
a dollar?”
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