THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF….
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play – normally
one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole
and to keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For the most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before
play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the
club to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary
until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete.
Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play
the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately
upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will
normally take time to admire the entire course, with special
attention to the well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played or are currently playing to the owner of the course
being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a
player’s equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have the proper rain gear along, just
in case.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been
properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being
played for the first time. Previous players have been known
to become irate if they discover someone else playing what
they consider to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course
to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players
will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner’s permission
before attempting to play the back nine.
13. Slow play is encouraged; however, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course
owner’s request.
14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to
play the same hole several times in one match.
15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best
player.
16. Players are advised to think twice before considering
membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be
levied by the course owner and the rules are subject to change.
For this reason many players prefer to continue to play several
different courses.
17. Ball washes are not provided at all courses. Please check with
the course owner to see if this option is available.
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