THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF….
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally
one club and two balls.
2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole
and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play
begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to
avoid damage to the hole.
6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary
until the owner is satisfied, and then play is complete. Failure
to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole
immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take
time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to
well formed mounds and bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being
played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players
equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play
at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course
temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely
tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find
alternate means of play when this is the case.
11. Players should assume their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when playing a new course for the 1st
time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they
discover someone else is playing what they considered a private
course.
12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any
bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission
before attempting to play the backside.
14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared
to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting,
to play the same hole several times in one match.
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