THE SALESMAN AND THE HOOKER….

A guy says to a girl at the bar, “I’m a car salesman, and if I
don’t sell some cars, I’m gonna lose my ass.”
The girl says, “I’m a hooker, and if I don’t sell some ass, I’m
gonna lose my car.”

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