Matt’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental
appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were
supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a
part.

Matt enthusiastically announced that he’d gotten a part. “I
play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”

“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know
it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”