THE SECRETS OF AN IRISH GARDEN….
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long
Kesh Prison, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his
potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply,
“For HEAVENS SAKE, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried
the GUNS!”
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up
and dug up the entire garden, but didn’t find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened
and asking him what to do next.
His son’s reply was: “Just plant your potatoes.”
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