THE THREE LEGGED CHICKEN….
A man was driving down a country road when he spots this
object in his rear view mirror. About that time something
streaks past.The man cant tell what it is,so he speeds up.
When he finely catches up with the thing he can see it’s
a chicken.But what is so strange is the chicken seams to
have three legs.He is still in amazement as the chicken
streaks across in front of the car and takes off down a
long dirt lane.By the time the man gets his car stopped
the chickens nowhere in sight.So the man follows the dirt
lane until it ends at a small farm. He gets out of the car
and just stands and stares with his mouth opened.As far as
the eye can see there are fields of chickens and they all
have three legs.He sees the farmer by the barn and walks
over.The farmer says can I help you son?The man says I have
never seen anything like this in my life,how in the world
did you get three legged chickens.Farmer said well son its
like this,I have three sons.Every time the wife makes chicken
for supper the boys fight over the legs.I got tired of breakin
up the fights so I did some cross breedin and finely came up
with a chicken that had three legs.Thats terrific said the
man, these chickens can make you a millionaire, by the way, how
do they taste? Farmer says dont know. Cant catch um.
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