THE ULTIMATE KODAK MOMENT….
This is a true story that happened at a wedding at Clemson.
Now this was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage and grabbed
the microphone to address the crowd. He thanked everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding. He thanked everyone for bringing gifts and all that
good stuff.
As a token of his gratitude, he said that he really wanted to
give everyone a little something special. So, taped to the
bottom of everyone’s chair was a medium-sized manilla envelope.
He informed the audience that this was HIS gift to everyone, and
instructed them to open it.
With bright inquisitive smiles on their face, the crowd eagerly
opened their envelopes. A huge gasp came over the crowd as the
attendees looked around in shocked silence. Inside each envelope
was a framed 8×10 picture of the best man having sex with the
bride. (Apparently, the groom had become suspicious of them and
hired a private detective to investigate.)
After standing there with a big grin on his face and watching
people’s reactions for a few minutes, he turned to the best man
and said, “Fuck you.”
Then he turned to his new bride and said, “Fuck you too.”
Then, turning to the entire audience, he said, “I’m outta here.
Enjoy the cake.”
Needless to say, the marriage was annulled the next day. Now
while most of us would have broken the engagement off immediately
after discovering the affair, this guy went through with it
anyway.
His ultimate revenge: making the bride’s family pay for a 300
guest wedding and reception (the bill came to over $50,000),
letting everyone know exactly what happened with a Kodak moment,
and trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputation in front of
friends, family, and honored guests.
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