THE WEDDING REHEARSAL….
At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the
bride, “As you give your daughter’s hand to the bridegroom,
you should say something nice to him.”
The father, a grocery store manager, took the advice. During
the wedding ceremony, he placed the bride’s hand on his son-
in-law’s arm and said, “No deposit, no return.”
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What about exchange ? That should be possible
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