Things In Football
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It’s a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He’s got great hands.
Similar Funny Jokes:
- Things You Hear On A Football Broadcast Things You Hear On A Football Broadcast That Sound Dirty, But Aren’t The hole closed on him before he could ...
- INAUGURATION SPEECH – FIRST DRAFT…. My fellow Americans, it’s about fucking time. All you liberals can just kiss my big, white Texas ass if you ...
- FOOTBALL LINGO A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and ...
- THE BARREL…. There was this guy who went to a camp for adults. The owner was showing him around, and said, “You’re ...
- BEDROOM FOOTBALL…. A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he ...