I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me!
Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Gee, Officer! That’s terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

What do you mean, “Have I been drinking?” You’re the trained specialist.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this .44 magnum!