THINGS TO DO IN A AMERICAN DEPARTMENT STORE….
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.
While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels.
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
‘PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!’
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the
fetal position and mumble ‘It’s those voices again’. And last but
not least,
Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ‘Hey! We’re out of
toilet paper in here!’
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