THREE HILLBILLIES….
Three hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas.
One says, “Boy, my wife is so dumb. She is so stupid she went
shopping today and bought an air conditioner. Hell, we ain’t got
electricity!”
Then the other guy says, “Ah that ain’t nothing. My wife’s dumber
than that. She went shopping and bought a washing machine.” They
all laughed because nobody around them had plumbing.
The third guy said, “If you think that’s dumb, listen to what my
wife did. I was looking in her purse for change the other day and
I found six condoms. Hell my wife doesn’t even have a penis.”
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