THREE TIMES THREE….
Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to
the first old man, “What is three times three?”
“274″ was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is
three times three?”
“Tuesday” replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s three
times three”?
“Nine” says the third man.
“That’s great!” exclaims the doctor. “How did you get that”?
“Jeez, Doc, it’s pretty simple,” says the third man. “I just subtracted
274 from Tuesday.”
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