TICKETS….
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a
conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets
and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket.
“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked
an accountant.
“Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer.
They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective
seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed
the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor
came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and
said, “Ticket, please”.
The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket
in hand.
The conductor took it and moved on.
The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea. So,
after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers
on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and
all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket
for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn’t buy
a ticket at all.
“How are you going to ride without a ticket”? said one perplexed
accountant.
“Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer.
When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a
restroom and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby.
The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left
his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants
were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, “Ticket, please”.
Similar Funny Jokes:
- TICKET PLEASE…. Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy ...
- Yankee Fans Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their team play the Red Sox. They start ...
- TAKING THE TRAIN…. One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the ticket ...
- Total Control A guy named Bob is travelling by Amtrak with two strangers sitting close to him. He is trying to sleep, ...
- ABOUT TWO HOURS…. A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the trip is between Limerick to Cork. ...
That’s cool. I want subsequent ones sent to me