TIME TO PICK ON THE SOUTH….
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp
Why do drivers education classes in redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage, along with a recipe.
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…”
A southern fairytale begins Y’all won’t believe this shit……..
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