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1. Put bifocals on. Double check that you’re with
the right partner.
2. Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes … in case
you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn ‘em ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you
begin … just in case!
5. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t
remember what to scream out at the end.
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