TOO BIG….
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was
bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the
operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor
said, “We’ll just take a big hunk off the end.” They discussed
it and decided that would affect his sensitivity. The second
doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk out of the middle
of it.” They discussed it and decided it would change the
texture and feel of it. The third doctor said, “We’ll just
take a big hunk off the base of it.” They discussed it and
said that would give him erection problems. The doctors looked
at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks. The nurse
cried, “Can’t we just make his legs longer?”
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