10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen
where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking
down your blouse.

4. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in
Human Resources.

2. Gives “Have you seen my floppy?” a whole new meaning

and (drum roll)
The number one reason to Go To Work Naked:

1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass
in here by 7:00!”