TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU’VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO….
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you
enter the trailer park.”
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is “an apple a
day.”
5. Your “primary care physician” is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
4. “Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges” is not a
typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn’t come in different colors
with little m’s on them.
1. When you ask for Viagra, you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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