TRAVELING SALESMAN….
A traveling salesman was passing through and old farming
town when he decided he needed to get some sleep. He stopped
by an old farmer’s house to see if he could get a room for
the night.
The farmer agreed to let the stranger stay at his house but
warned him to stay away from his young daughter. The
salesman agreed.
To make sure the salesman kept his word, the farmer discreetly
placed three fresh eggs above his daughters door. If the eggs
fell and broke, then the farmer would know of the salesman
hanky-panky with his young innocent daughter.
Temptation got the best of the salesman and he snuck into
the young girl’s room and did his deed. And of course, broke
all the eggs. He and the young girl spent the rest of the
night gluing the egg shells back together and placed them
back upon the top of the door.
The farmer got up the next morning and checked his daughter’s
room. All three eggs appeared to be in place.
He felt good about his daughter and the salesman and decided
to fix them breakfast with the eggs he had used.
He cracked the first one. Nothing inside. Same with the
second and third eggs. Nothing inside. The farmer thought to
himself, “I am no dummy! No one can fool me!” and stormed
out the door in sheer anger. He stood on his porch and
hollered “Okay, I want to know the truth…Which one of you
roosters is wearing a condom!?”
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