TRY TO SETTLE THE DISPUTE….
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next
door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each
morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s
eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg
in the Englishman’s garden. He was about to go next door when
he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to
the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because
he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was
laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, “In my
family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I
punch you in the nose and note how long it takes you to recover,
then you punch me in the nose and note how long it takes for me
to recover, whomever recovers quicker wins the egg.”
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman held the
heaviest object he could find, took a few steps back, then ran
toward the Englishman and punched him as hard as he could in
the nose. The Englishman fell to the ground and was howling in
agony and holding his nose for thirty minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, “Now it’s my turn
to punch you.”
The Scotsman said, “Keep the lousy egg.”
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