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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning
for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed
and said, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting
15 minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such
incompetence!”
The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let’s have
a word with him. Hi George. Say, what’s with that group ahead
of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The greenskeeper replied, “Oh yes, that’s a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from
a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, “That’s
so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do
for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”
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