Harry’s dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day
his Uncle Joe came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations,
they were required to sleep together.

When Uncle Joe came into the bedroom, he saw Harry kneeling at the
side of the bed with his head bowed.

Thinking this was the child’s religious upbringing, he decided to
present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with
his head bowed.

Harry looked up and said, “Whatcha doin’?”

“Why, the same thing you’re doing”, replied Uncle Joe.

“Ma’s gonna be mad”, said Harry, “The pot’s on this side.”