Y’allbonics – How to speak Southern
HEIDI – noun – Greeting
HIRE YEW – Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage – “Heidi, Hire yew?”
BARD – verb – Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”
Usage “My brother bard my pick-up truck.”
JAWJUH – noun – The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage – “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pick-up truck.”
BAMMER – noun – The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage – “A tornader jes went through Bammer an’ left $20 000 000 in improvements.”
MUNTS – noun – A calendar division.
Usage – “My brother from Jawjuh Bard my pick-up truck an’ I ain’t heard from him in munts.”
THANK – verb – Cognitive process.
BARE – noun – An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops and yeast.
Usage – “Ah thank ah’ll have a bare.”
IGNERT – adjective – Not smart. See “Arkansas native.”
Usage – “Them Bammer boys shore are ignert.”
RANCH – noun – A tool for tight’nin’ bolts.
Usage – “I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pick-up truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago.”
ALL – noun – A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage – “I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pick-up truck.”
FAR – noun – A conflagration.
Usage – “If my brother from Jawjuh don’t change the all in my pick-up truck, that thing’s gonna catch far.”
TAR – noun – A rubber wheel.
Usage – “Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don’t git a flat tar in my pick-up truck.”
TIRE – noun – A tall monument.
Usage – “Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris.”
RETARD – verb – To stop working.
Usage – “My grampaw retard at age 65.”
FAT – noun, verb – A Usage -a battle or conflict; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage – “You younguns keep fat’n ‘n’ ah’m gonna whup y’uh asses.”
RATS – noun – Entitled power or privilege.
Usage “We Southerners are willin’ to fat for are rats.”
CHEER – adverb – In this place.
Usage – Jus’ set that bare rat cheer.
FARN – adjective – Not domestic.
Usage – I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed, must be from some farn country.”
DID – adjective – Not alive.
Usage – “He’s did Jim.”
ARE – noun – A colourless, odorless gas. Oxygen.
Usage – “He cain’t breathe, give him some ARE!”
BOB WAR – noun – A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage – “Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.”
JEW HERE – noun and verb, contraction.
Usage – “Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with a bob wire fence cump’ny?”
HAZE – a contraction.
Usage – “Is Bubba smart?” “Nah, haze ingnert. He ain’t thanked but a minnit’n ‘is laf.”
SEED – verb – Past tense of “to see.”
VIEW – contraction, verb and pronoun.
Usage – “I ain’t never seed New York City .. view?”
GUBMINT – noun – A bureaucratic institution.
Usage – “Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.”
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