UNION HOUSE….
A dedicated General Motors union worker was attending a
convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the
local brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, “Is
this a union house?
“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”
Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?
“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20.” She says.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man
stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
where the madam happily responded, “Why yes sir, this IS A
UNION HOUSE!”
The man asked, “And if I pay you $100, what cut do the
girls get?”
“The Girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”
“That’s more like it!” The General Motors man said.
He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly
attractive blonde.
“I’d like her for the night.”
“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the madam, then,
gesturing to an obese sixty-five year old woman in the
corner,
“but Ethel here has seniority.”
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