UNION WORKER….
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus
walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three
astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked
humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel
in the Vietnam war…could you help me?”
“Of course, my son”, Jesus said, and when he touched the man’s back,
he felt relief for the first time in years.
The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading
and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight.
Jesus smiled, removed the man’s glasses and tossed them in the lake.
When they hit the water, the man’s eyes cleared and he could see
everything distinctly.
When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up
and cried defensively, “Don’t touch me! I’m on long term disability.”
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