UNLUCKY FORTUNE….
A frog goes to have his fortune told. The swami looks at his little
webbed palm and says, “Aha! You’re about to meet a beautiful young lady
who is going to want to know everything about you.”
The frog says,”Thanks! I’m going to run right back to the pond so I
won’t miss her.”
The swami says, “You won’t meet her at the pond. You’re going to meet
her in her freshman biology class.”
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