A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
“Tyson,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where
did you hear it?”
“My daddy said it,” he responded.
“Well, that doesn’t matter,” she explained, “I don’t want to hear
that language in here again.”
After a moment, she thought she whispered aloud, “At least he
doesn’t know what it means.”
“I do, too,” Tyson corrected. “It means the car won’t start.”