VACATION….
An elderly couple pulls into a gas station in Alabama. The attendant
comes up to the window and asks the old man in the drivers seat,
“Fill ‘er up?”
The old Man answers, “Yes, thank you very much.” Well his poor old
Wife in the passenger seat is hard of hearing and ask him, “What did
he say?”
The old man answers, “HE SAYS HE’S GOING TO FILL IT UP.” Well the
attendant gets the gas going and comes back to the window and asks,
“Would you like me to check the oil?”
The old man answers “Well yes, that would be very nice.” Again his
poor old Wife in the passenger seat asks him, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
The old man answers, “He says he’s going to check the oil.” Well the
attendant checks the oil, and it’s fine. So he goes and checks on the
gas and it’s still pumping, so trying to be courteous, he goes back
to the window to make conversation…
“I haven’t seen you folks around here before, where are you from?”
The old man answers, “We’re from Philadelphia.” The attendant gets
a strange look on his face and steps back from the car, he takes
off his baseball cap, scratches his head and says… “I knew a girl
from Philadelphia once….was the worst lay I ever had.”
Well just then his wife chimes in again, “What did he say?” The old
man turns to her and answers, “HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”
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