VASECTOMY TIME….
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
was enough.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife/cousin did not want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb
(big firework), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, ‘I may not be the smartest
man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me.’
So the couple drove across the state border into Georgia to
get a second opinion.
The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Alabama.
The doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry
bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and
count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn’t be wrong, the
man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count
’1, 2, 3, 4, 5…’ at which point he paused, placed the beer
can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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