VIAGRA PILLS….
An old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat,
when his wife said, ‘Where are you going?’ The elderly man
replied, ‘To the doctor.’ Surprised his wife asked ‘Why, are
you sick?’ ‘No,’ he said, ‘I’m going to get me some of those new
Viagra pills.’ With that his equally elderly wife got up out of
her rocker and started putting on her sweater. Surprised, he
asked, ‘Where are you going?’ ‘I’m going to the doctor, too’.
‘Why?’ She said, matter-of-factly, ‘If you’re going to start using
that rusty, old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot.’
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