VIAGRA QUICKIES….
A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room,
where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he
yelled out, “SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!”
The ladies yelled back: “I want the SOUP!”, “Soup, Please.”
“Oh, I’d love some soup!”
Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat.
New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.
Viagra in Spanish, we’re told, is “viejos agradecidos” or “greated
old guys” (sic).
Viagra has been a big boon to ‘stand up’ comedians.
The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he’s hard up.
Viagra in chocolate bars – you eat it, She says, “Oh, Oh Henry!”
A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: “Who put
Viagra in the thermometer?”
Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through
a Boston bakery under the name “Pepperidge Firm”.
Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A
man took twelve pills and his wife died.
A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed
over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a
different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”
Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his
throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and
you’re up all night.
How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One
little tablet, and it’s a whole new bulb.
Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five
gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the
region.
The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.
The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.
If you’re depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a
professional. If that doesn’t work, see a doctor!
A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his
shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too
stiff to wear.
We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to
stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and
they stand up straight and tall.
Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland – a one-hour wait for
a 2-minute ride.
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