VIAGRA USER DIES….
A man dies “in the act” after taking viagra and rigor mortis
has set into his private parts.
The funeral director can’t get the coffin lid nailed on and has
to discuss the alternatives with the man’s beautiful young widow.
“I’m afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to
pay another $3,000 for an extra large coffin or to amputate his
member.”
“Well I have no more money,” states the widow, “and it is against
my religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece.”
The funeral director thinks about this and then comes up with a
brain-wave: He’ll amputate the member and then stick it up the
deceased’s backside, in which case a more expensive coffin is
unnecessary and the husband will still be, in a manner of
speaking, in the one piece. The widow reluctantly agrees.
On the day of the funeral, the deceased is displayed in an open
casket. As the mourners file by, one mourner places flowers on
the coffin and a drop of water from the flowers falls onto the
deceased’s face, looking for all the world like a teardrop. The
next mourner to file by is the widow. She looks down at her
lifeless husband, notices the “teardrop” and says to him quietly,
“See, I told you it hurts!”
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