After the worldwide strike of the “I LOVE YOU VIRUS,”
reports are already coming in that the virus is
mutating into several stages. Within the next few
hours, expect to see:

The original “I love you” virus

The “I like you alot” virus

The “You’re nice, but I just want to be friends” virus

The “Look, it was just a date…don’t get clingy” virus

The “Okay, I think its best if we don’t have anymore
contact” virus

The “It was late, I was drunk, you were easy” virus

The “Stop calling me, you unfeeling jerk” virus

The “That’s it, I hate you and your stupid dog” virus

and finally,

The “You have made an enemy today, prepare to be
boarded” virus