WATER….

Be SURE you get all the way to the bottom of this!

Importance of water, are you drinking enough?
We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written
down like this before.
-75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
-In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is
often mistaken for hunger.
-Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 3%.
-One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost
100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
-Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
-Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day
could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of
sufferers.
-A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory,
trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer
screen or Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer
by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?
(No kidding, all of the above is true.)

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  1. Bill says:

    nice water jokes ;)

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