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Importance of water, are you drinking enough?
We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written
down like this before.
-75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
-In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is
often mistaken for hunger.
-Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 3%.
-One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost
100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
-Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
-Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day
could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of
sufferers.
-A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory,
trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer
screen or Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer
by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?
(No kidding, all of the above is true.)

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