WEDDING NIGHT….
A couple get married, and the girl’s mother lives downstairs.
The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their
wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running
downstairs.
“Momma, Momma,” she cries. “I can’t believe it! He has hair
all over his chest! I can’t make love to him, it’s disgusting!”
The mother says to her, “He’s your husband, you so what he
wants you to. Now go back upstairs.”
When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants.
This sends her running back down to her mother. “Momma, Momma!
It’s terrible! He has hair all over his legs!”
The mother tells the girl, “Look, he is your husband, you are
his wife. You go back upstairs and do what he wants.”
The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes
and socks.
she looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing.
She goes crying back down the stairs.
“Momma, Momma! He’s got a foot and a half!”
“You stay here,” says the mother. “I’ll go upstairs!”
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