WHALE OF A PROJECT….
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The discussion got to the point where there was a question about what
whales ate and if whales ate people.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat
was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
impossible.
The little girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell?
The little girl replied, Then you ask him.
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