A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the
waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend says,
“My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my
sneakers, please?”

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his
friend’s daughters, both very good looking.

Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says,
“Hello ladies, your father sent me up here to have sex
with you?”

They stare at him and say, “That can’t be!”

He replies, “OK, let’s check.”

He shouts at his friend down the stairs, “Both of them?”

“Yes, both of them!”