On Friday morning, I was refueling my vehicle at a local station
and there was a construction worker at the next pump refueling his
truck. Apparently, the nozzle jammed and gasoline spewed out in his
direction, soaking the left arm of his work coat. He hit the
emergency shut off and stopped the gas spill.

As it turned out, this guy ended up in front of me while driving
away. After the first traffic light, I noticed this guy is driving
around with his window open because of the smell of gas coming from
his,coat (it was 20 degrees outside so this seemed unusual to everyone
else).

Not thinking, this rocket scientist apparently lights a cigarette in
the truck and yes, his gasoline soaked jacket sleeve is now a two
alarm fire. He was feverishly waving his arm outside of the window in
a vain attempt to put out the flames. Just as traffic was pulling
over as everyone was witnessing this, a police officer stops in traffic,
and the officer runs over to the now stopped burning man with a fire
extinguisher and promptly put him out.

While attempting to provide assistance myself, I witnessed the officer
check to see if the man was okay. After determining only his jacket
was burned, the officer placed this guy into handcuffs and informs him
that he is now under arrest. The charge … ?¿?
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>(Wheeeeeee …. here we go!)
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>(Hey, whatcha doin’?¿?)
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>(I just looooooooooooove this!¡!)
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>(Do you even remember the joke still?¿?)
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>(You sure?¿?)
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>(Oh, alright, I’ll letcha have the punchline; geesh!¡!)
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>(Maybe)(lol)
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>(Okay, really, this time.)
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>(Opps, I forgot the joke. I’ll scroll back up and reread it.) (Gimme
a second here will ya?¿?)
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>(Okay, I got it now.)
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>(Ready?¿?)
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>(Whew; Me, too!¡!)
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>Illegal possession of a Fire Arm.