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Following are the ten times in history that it was OK to use the “F”
word
10) “What the *&%# was that?” -Mayor of Hiroshima
9) “Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?”-Custer
“Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that.” -Einstein
7) “It does SO *&%#ing look like her!” -Picasso
6) “How the *&%# did you work that out?” -Pythagoras
5) “You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?” -Michelangelo
4) “I don’t suppose it’s gonna *&%#ing rain.” -Joan of Arc
3) “Scattered *&%#ing showers…my ass!” -Noah
2) “I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!” -JFK
…and the No. 1 Time in History when it was OK to use the “F”word…
1) “Aw, c’mon Monica! , who the *&%# is going to find out?”-Bill
Clinton
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