WHAT’S IN THE POCKET
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a
double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked
inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini.
After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket
and ordered another double martini.
Finally, the bartender said, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis
all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt
pocket before you order a refill.”
The customer replied, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she
starts to look good, then I know it’s time to go home.”
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