WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE….
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist??
A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks
up your family bush.
What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
An optimist created the airplane, a pessimist created the
seat belts.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather…kinky is using the whole chicken.
What is the difference between “ooooooh” and “aaaaaaah”?
About three inches.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
A robber snatches watches.
What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
The taste.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex ?
Oral sex makes your whole day, Anal sex makes your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party, and a bitch
sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
What’s the difference between love, true love, and
showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
The woman wont accept a three and a half inch floppy.
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