WHERE IS GOD….
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were
exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the
neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their
parents were at their wits’ end trying to control them.
Hearing about a rabbi nearby who worked with delinquent
boys, the mother suggested to her husband that she would
ask the rabbi to talk with the boys and he agreed.
The mother went to the rabbi and made her request. He agreed,
but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So
the mother sent the younger to the rabbi.
The rabbi sat the boy down across his HUGE, impressive desk.
For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other.
Finally, the rabbi pointed his forefinger at the boy and
asked, “Young man, where is God?”
The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room,
all around, then said nothing. Again, louder, the rabbi
pointed at the boy and asked, “Where is God?”
Again, the boy looked all around but said nothing. A
third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the rabbi leaned far
across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy’s
nose, and asked, “Young man, I ask you, where is God?”
The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older
brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into
the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief.
He finally said, “We’re in Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-g trouble.”
The older boy asked, “What do you mean, ‘BIG trouble?’”
His brother replied, “I’m tellin’ ya’, we’re in BIG trouble.
God is missing and they think we did it!!!”
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