WHERE TO CUT….
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-endowed that
it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force
nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first
doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk off the end.” They discussed
it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk out of the middle
of it.” They discussed this, and decided it would change the texture
and feel of it.
The third doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk off the base of
it.” They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him
erection problems.
The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who had
tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried, “Can’t we just make
his legs longer?”
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