WILL SHE BELIEVE HIM?….
A guy was getting married on a Saturday. Friday night, his
friends took him out and got him waylaid, bylaid, rolaid,
mislaid, up, down, bing, bang, boom, forget it. His pecker
was a mangled mess. He didn’t know what to do. Finally he
decided to take two Popsicle sticks and wrap them around his
dick with adhesive tape.
The next day he got married. When he and his new bride were
in their honeymoon suite, she walked out of the bathroom stark
naked. She said, “Look, honey. Untouched by human hands.”
Thinking quickly, he pulled down his pants and said, “Look!
Not even out of the crate.”
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