Wood sniffer

A man comes into town claiming that he can tell the origin and age of wood just by sniffing it. A few men in the town decide to test him and gather various types of wood for him to sniff. They bring him the samples and he sniffs; “Redwood, 1989″ “Hickory, 1967″. aggravated that he was correct, the men go to the street cornerand pick up the dirtyest whore they can find and bring it to the wood sniffer, he takes a whiff and replys…… “whoooo! shit-house door off a tuna boat, 1947!!!”

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