Make sure everybody gets a copy of this so we can put a stop to this
one!!!!!

There is a new virus going around, called “work”. If you receive any
sort of “work” at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to
you by a colleague…DO NOT OPEN IT.

Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open “work” or even look at “work” have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.

If you do encounter “work” via email or are faced with any “work” at
all, to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words
“Sorry…I’m off to Home Depot.” The “work” should then be automatically
deleted from your brain.

If you receive “work” in paper-document form, simply lift the document
and drag the “work” to your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to
the nearest cafe with two friends and order three double chocolate
espressos. After repeating this action 10 times, you will find that
“work” will no longer be of any relevance to you.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have
anyone in your address book, then I’m afraid the “work” virus has
already corrupted your life.